1 00:00:05,205 --> 00:00:07,105 - [ Judy ] Mother, lunch is almost ready. - Good. 2 00:00:07,207 --> 00:00:10,836 - [ Penny ] Oh, it's fun to cook over an open fire. - Yes, isn't it? 3 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,878 Oh, you know, it's too bad that Will couldn't have come with us. 4 00:00:12,979 --> 00:00:15,914 - He would have enjoyed this. - Someone had to stay with the ship. 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:20,453 You mean to say that Dr. Smith couldn't watch over the Jupiter 2 all by himself? 6 00:00:20,553 --> 00:00:23,317 Since when has Dr. Smith been able to do anything for himself? 7 00:00:23,423 --> 00:00:26,085 Oh! But, really, do you have to keep on working? 8 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:28,786 Couldn't you stop for a while and enjoy the scenery? 9 00:00:28,895 --> 00:00:31,693 Well, the original reason for this trip was the radar station. 10 00:00:31,798 --> 00:00:36,292 Now, you, the girls and the scenery are all welcome added attractions. 11 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,701 Why, Professor Robinson! 12 00:00:39,939 --> 00:00:43,375 - [ Beeping ] - We've got company. 13 00:00:43,476 --> 00:00:46,343 Reads like a class B-7 intergalactic spaceship. 14 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,414 What, in this area? 15 00:00:51,618 --> 00:00:56,021 Attention, spaceship, this is John Robinson from the Earth ship Jupiter II. 16 00:00:56,122 --> 00:00:58,022 Please identify yourselves. 17 00:00:58,124 --> 00:01:03,255 Hello, Jupiter 2. This is Earth ship Venus 5, and are we glad to find you! 18 00:01:03,363 --> 00:01:06,491 We're preparing to land. Activate landing beam. 19 00:01:06,599 --> 00:01:09,466 - It can't be an Earth ship. - I know. 20 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,764 Activate the radiation shield. We're gonna have to find out... 21 00:01:11,871 --> 00:01:14,465 a lot more about them before we let them land. 22 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:17,975 Repeat: activate your landing beam. 23 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:22,139 Attention, spaceship. You are not an Earth vehicle. We know that. 24 00:01:22,248 --> 00:01:25,308 - Now, who are you and what do you want? - Activate landing beam. 25 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,318 We'll explain everything once we've landed. 26 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:30,253 Explain it now, or we won't let you land. 27 00:01:30,356 --> 00:01:34,156 - John, who do you think it is? - Some renegade masquerading as an Earth ship. 28 00:01:34,260 --> 00:01:36,751 But now that the force shield's up, we don't have anything to worry about. 29 00:01:36,863 --> 00:01:38,524 - They can't land. - [ Electrical Crackling ] 30 00:01:38,631 --> 00:01:42,727 - They're trying to break through our shield! - It's holding! 31 00:01:42,836 --> 00:01:47,068 They've put up a protective shield. We'll never be able to land. 32 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,403 Put us on automatic control. 33 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:54,436 We must land on that planet. 34 00:01:54,547 --> 00:01:57,209 It's our lives or theirs. 35 00:01:57,317 --> 00:02:00,343 There must be a way to get through their defenses. 36 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:16,054 [ Whirring, Beeping ] 37 00:03:17,997 --> 00:03:22,457 I see you two music lovers are still enthralled with the intergalactic hit parade. 38 00:03:22,569 --> 00:03:25,902 It does sound kind of like music, Dr. Smith... 39 00:03:26,005 --> 00:03:28,405 - if you listen hard enough. - Indeed. 40 00:03:28,508 --> 00:03:31,136 - Well, sometimes it does. - [ Robot ] And after all... 41 00:03:31,244 --> 00:03:33,644 a robot does not live by programming alone. 44 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:43,320 It's space static. That's what it is. 45 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,789 We must land on that planet. We have no other choice. 46 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:53,263 But we've tried. We can't penetrate their radiation shield. 47 00:03:53,366 --> 00:03:57,666 Then we must try again. There must be a weak link in their defenses. 48 00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:02,171 Look! 49 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,470 A perfect landing place. 50 00:04:04,577 --> 00:04:09,241 But their radiation shield-- we'll never be able to penetrate it without a landing beam. 51 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:11,317 They'll give us one. 52 00:04:13,586 --> 00:04:16,578 But first, we must prepare ourselves. 53 00:04:16,689 --> 00:04:20,352 We must look like these earthlings. Bring up the females. 54 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,512 Get a computation on Earth people components and run it on the screen. 55 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:47,186 Go. 56 00:04:54,627 --> 00:04:56,788 Dial in the male earthling. 57 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:03,826 Strange, but I suppose functional. 58 00:05:03,936 --> 00:05:06,336 And now, the female earthling. 59 00:05:11,411 --> 00:05:15,245 Not much improvement. Turn off the image projector. 60 00:05:18,651 --> 00:05:21,051 Turn on the matter transformer. 61 00:05:25,024 --> 00:05:26,992 First, we two. 62 00:05:32,632 --> 00:05:35,499 [ Whirring, Rumbling ] 63 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:49,081 And now, the females. 64 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:58,088 [ Whirring, Rumbling ] 65 00:06:10,803 --> 00:06:14,034 Ugly, but I suppose practical. 66 00:06:14,140 --> 00:06:18,577 - I kind of like it. - Your opinion was not requested! 67 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:22,045 Turn off the matter transformer. 68 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:25,140 Females, go below and prepare for landing. 69 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:32,155 It still won't work. You know as well as I do that... 70 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:35,591 electromagnetic transference is only good during daylight hours. 71 00:06:35,695 --> 00:06:40,325 As soon as each night's moons come up, we'll revert back to our regular forms again. 72 00:06:40,433 --> 00:06:44,494 The daylight hours will be more than enough for us to destroy their outpost. 73 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,471 But what if we can't exist in their atmosphere? 74 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:51,805 We have to test it first for at least 24 hours. 75 00:06:51,911 --> 00:06:54,505 Yes, you're right. 76 00:06:54,614 --> 00:06:57,981 But, I think I have a way we can manage that. 77 00:07:15,535 --> 00:07:18,993 We still have the humanoid life-form that was on the ship when we stole it. 78 00:07:39,759 --> 00:07:42,159 Mr. Zumdish, can you hear me? 79 00:07:42,261 --> 00:07:45,355 Yes, I can hear you. 80 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:50,801 You will forget everything about our forcibly taking over this spaceship... 81 00:07:50,903 --> 00:07:54,031 and using it as our escape ship... 82 00:07:54,140 --> 00:07:56,870 after the deutronium bank robbery. 83 00:07:56,976 --> 00:08:01,879 You will only remember that you are a tour director... 84 00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:06,475 taking peaceful vacationers on an intergalactic cruise. 85 00:08:07,954 --> 00:08:11,082 You will accept us as your vacationers. 86 00:08:11,190 --> 00:08:14,785 - Understand? - Yes, I understand. 87 00:08:14,894 --> 00:08:19,297 Tour director. Peaceful vacationers. 88 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:28,299 - I must have fallen asleep. - Yes, you did doze off. 89 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:31,308 And here we are wasting precious moments of our two-week vacations. 90 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,469 Yes, you promised us wonderful times... 91 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,809 and we've just been floating around here in space. 92 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:37,940 A Zumdish's word is his bond! 93 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:41,178 I promised you marvelous vacations... 94 00:08:41,287 --> 00:08:43,346 and that's just what you will have. 95 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,349 - [ Beeping ] - What do you think it is, Robot? 96 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:51,760 I compute it to be an ionic directional probe. 97 00:08:51,864 --> 00:08:55,061 A radio beam searching for receiving outlets. 98 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:57,067 You mean someone's trying to reach us? 99 00:08:57,169 --> 00:09:00,104 Someone is trying to reach any radio receiver. 100 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:03,903 - Well, maybe they're in trouble. We'd better help them. - No, William, don't. 101 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,571 We have no way of knowing who it is out there. They might be terrible people! 102 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,444 Dr. Smith, whoever they are, they're in trouble or something. 103 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:13,383 - We can't just stand here and do nothing. - Why not? 104 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,652 This is the Jupiter 2. Identify yourself, please. 105 00:09:21,694 --> 00:09:23,889 Identify myself? 106 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:27,488 This is Zumdish of Alterous Fun Tours, Limited, of course! 107 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,500 What took you so long to answer? 108 00:09:29,602 --> 00:09:31,968 Well, gee, Mr. Zumdish, we didn't even know. 109 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:34,164 And I don't want to hear any excuses, either. 110 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:38,334 My happy vacationers are ready for fun, fun, fun. 111 00:09:38,444 --> 00:09:42,676 So, please, activate your landing beam immediately! 112 00:09:42,782 --> 00:09:45,376 I guess he's got us mixed up with somebody else. 113 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:47,714 Perhaps not. 114 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:52,814 He did say that his spaceship was full of vacationers, did he not? 115 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:56,156 Vacationers. Happy, carefree people... 116 00:09:56,262 --> 00:10:00,631 with their pockets full of valuables, ready for their two weeks in the sun. 117 00:10:00,733 --> 00:10:04,100 And what better place to vacation than this planet paradise of ours? 118 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:06,797 Dr. Smith, they're headed somewhere else. 119 00:10:06,906 --> 00:10:10,342 They are headed for where the fun is, and who is more fun than we are? 120 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:14,106 You, sir, what is the going rate for rooms in this part of the galaxy? 121 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,807 With our without running water? 122 00:10:16,916 --> 00:10:20,682 - Even if we could, where would we get the rooms? - Really, William. 123 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:24,779 We happen to have an empty spaceship, and you ask where! 124 00:10:24,890 --> 00:10:27,256 Dr. Smith, Mom and Dad and the others... 125 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,260 are only going to be gone a few days. 126 00:10:29,362 --> 00:10:31,296 You-You can't just rent out their rooms! 127 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:33,490 Just think of it, William. 128 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:38,298 We are at the beginning of a huge and lucrative new enterprise. 129 00:10:38,404 --> 00:10:43,569 Smith's Resort Hotels, where the best go to rest. It's lovely. 130 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:50,345 - Dr. Smith, you just-- - Welcome, Mr. Zumdish. Welcome. 131 00:10:50,449 --> 00:10:55,182 This is Dr. Zachary Smith, manager of, uh-- of Happy Acres. 132 00:10:55,287 --> 00:10:59,747 I know that all your people are very eager to partake of the joys of our vacation wonderland. 133 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:02,726 But I must advise you, my dear sir... 134 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,262 we are at the height of our season now... 135 00:11:05,364 --> 00:11:10,233 and much as we regret it, there has been a slight increase in our rates. 136 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,134 My people have been saving all year for their vacations. 137 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:18,267 I'm quite sure they have more than enough deutronium aboard the ship to cover all costs. 138 00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:21,744 Deutronium? Did you hear that, William? 139 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:25,874 - Deutronium! - Dr. Smith, you can't charge them for nothing! 140 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:29,079 Nothing, indeed. Look at this veritable paradise. 141 00:11:29,188 --> 00:11:31,554 Pleasant meadows in four different colors... 142 00:11:31,657 --> 00:11:36,526 lava bed mineral baths, fantastic underground caves that will make marvelous nightclubs... 143 00:11:36,629 --> 00:11:41,566 and not one, but four different suns for the really complete suntan. 144 00:11:41,667 --> 00:11:45,296 Oh, William, it would be cruel indeed... 145 00:11:45,404 --> 00:11:51,001 if we did not welcome those poor, fun-starved individuals to our happy little hotel. 146 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:54,477 Mr. Zumdish, I am activating the landing beam. 147 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:59,608 Prepare your happy travelers for the very best vacation they have ever had. 148 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:04,383 Thank you. We will be arriving shortly. 149 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:10,429 See? You sign up with Alterous Fun Tours, Limited for vacations... 150 00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,429 and that's what we deliver-- 151 00:12:12,531 --> 00:12:15,227 fun, fun, fun! [ Popping ] 152 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:25,106 Lovely. 153 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:27,702 Now remember, our guests will be here at any moment. 154 00:12:27,813 --> 00:12:29,940 I want them to be made happy and comfortable... 155 00:12:30,049 --> 00:12:32,609 in the best tradition of Smith's Resort Hotels. 156 00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:36,085 Dr. Smith, it's just no fun carrying people's luggage. 157 00:12:36,188 --> 00:12:40,090 And besides, vacationers are computed to be extremely bad tippers. 158 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,393 Spare me the complaints. Did we or did we not all agree... 159 00:12:41,393 --> 00:12:43,452 Spare me the complaints. Did we or did we not all agree... 160 00:12:43,562 --> 00:12:46,326 that we would each do the job we were best suited for? 161 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:48,900 - You agreed. - We took a vote, did we not? 162 00:12:49,001 --> 00:12:52,300 - I did not! - You are not entitled to a vote. 163 00:12:52,404 --> 00:12:55,601 - You are a ninny. - Well, I didn't get to vote either. 164 00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,438 It's not legal to vote until you're 21, William. Everybody knows that. 165 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:01,240 But enough of this idle chatter. Our guests will be here momentarily. 166 00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,247 Are we all ready? 167 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:07,518 - Well, I guess so. - Splendid. 168 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,485 Now, remember our motto-- 169 00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,523 [ Together ] "A happy guest is a paying guest." 170 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,684 - Yes. - [ Vehicle Approaching ] 171 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,762 Here they come. 172 00:13:24,503 --> 00:13:26,494 How do you do? How nice to see you. 173 00:13:26,605 --> 00:13:31,440 So nice to see you. Welcome! Welcome to Happy Acres. 174 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:34,536 Dr. Zachary Smith-- manager, social director... 175 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,673 all-around fun person-- at your service. 176 00:13:37,783 --> 00:13:40,217 - I am Zumdish. - Of course you're Zumdish. 177 00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:44,688 I knew you at once from the Intergalactic Department Store. 178 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:47,520 Formerly. I'm in business for myself now. 179 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,287 How very nice. 180 00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:52,990 Alterous Fun Tours, Limited. Allow me. 181 00:13:53,098 --> 00:13:55,760 Oh, pardon me. My laundry list. 182 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:03,665 - You call this a resort hotel? - Oh, yes, indeed. 183 00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:08,611 As a matter of fact, Happy Acres is the flagship of my entire chain. 184 00:14:08,714 --> 00:14:11,877 We have scenery in four different colors, you know. 185 00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:17,422 We humanoid life-forms are used to scenery in eight different colors. 186 00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:21,857 I see. An Olympic-sized hot lava pool? 187 00:14:21,961 --> 00:14:24,862 [ Chuckles ] Only one? 188 00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:30,095 We have meteor riding, rocket testing, all the latest sports. 189 00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:34,104 And not one, but two moons for the romantically inclined. 190 00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:39,234 And we also have a remarkable robot programmed for exquisite service. 191 00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:42,473 - Badminton, anyone? - Not now, booby. Tend to the luggage. 192 00:14:42,581 --> 00:14:44,481 Wait! 193 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,778 My customers want a fun vacation. 194 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,446 I'm not sure it's quite what they had in mind. 195 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:51,455 Oh, but you're so wrong, Mr. Zumdish. 196 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,821 This is the gayest resort you've ever found. 197 00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:57,555 Ask anyone in the rest of the galaxy just how much fun we are. 198 00:14:57,663 --> 00:14:59,790 A money-back guarantee? 199 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,924 A money-back-- 200 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,100 Yes. Yes, of course. 201 00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:08,264 In that case, we will give you a trial. 202 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:10,808 If my vacationers have a good time here... 203 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,470 you will get some more business from me. 204 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:16,207 If not, both they and I... 205 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:19,250 will be very unhappy with you. 206 00:15:19,351 --> 00:15:22,286 Oh, they'll have a good time. I know it. 207 00:15:22,388 --> 00:15:24,720 All right, help them to their luggage. 208 00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:27,724 - Bellboy! Front! - Yes, sir. 209 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:29,384 - Attend to the luggage. - Yes, sir. 210 00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,395 Now, remember what I said. 211 00:15:31,497 --> 00:15:34,022 Let fun be your guide. 212 00:15:34,133 --> 00:15:37,068 Fun, fun, fun! [ Popping ] 213 00:15:37,169 --> 00:15:39,660 Never fear, Smith is here! 214 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,263 Let me assure you, my dear Mr. Zumdish... 215 00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,842 that is what we understand here at Happy Acres. 216 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,504 Fun, fun, fun! 217 00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,877 This way, sir. This way. 218 00:15:53,118 --> 00:15:55,211 Ah! Bravo! Bravo! 219 00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:58,484 You're doing beautifully. Fun, fun, fun! 220 00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:01,917 Fun, fun, fun! 221 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,196 - Bellboy! - Yes, sir! 222 00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:07,527 Really! Must I do everything myself? 223 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,397 - [ Mumbling ] - Don't talk with your mouth full! 224 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,663 Well, I guess I'm not used to being a bellboy. 225 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:16,400 William, you will simply have to shape up. It is vital that we please our guests. 226 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:20,808 - Now, take all of these things directly to Suite D-12. - D-12? 227 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,881 D-12. Your sister Judy's room. 228 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:26,577 - William, can't you remember anything? - I'm sorry. 229 00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:29,813 Now, careful with that luggage. We are not insured. 230 00:16:32,124 --> 00:16:34,718 [ Thump ] 231 00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:39,663 [ Groaning ] 232 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,960 Are you all right? 233 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:44,501 Oh. Yes, of course, my dear. 234 00:16:44,603 --> 00:16:47,333 And doubly so, now that you've allowed me the pleasure... 235 00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,873 of stopping your shuttlecock for you. 236 00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,213 I wish you hadn't stopped it so hard. 237 00:16:56,315 --> 00:16:58,215 It's all dented and everything. 238 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:01,286 Oh, I'm so sorry. How stupid of me... 239 00:17:01,387 --> 00:17:05,517 to allow my head to dent your dainty little shuttlecock. 240 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:08,115 Oh, I guess it's all right... 241 00:17:08,227 --> 00:17:10,593 just as long as you make sure you don't do it again. 242 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:14,826 Oh, I promise you. I shall see that it does not happen again. 243 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,901 Fun, fun, fun! 244 00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,701 Saucy baggage! 245 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,378 [ Dings ] 246 00:17:30,315 --> 00:17:33,478 Ah! 1,900 receipts... 247 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:38,446 and 2,000 cubits of deutronium. 248 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:41,890 - I'm gonna be rich, rich, rich! - Can I go to bed now? 249 00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,859 Is all the sports equipment put away? 250 00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:46,931 - Yes. - And are the hotel grounds clean and sparkling... 251 00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,897 ready for the gay activities of tomorrow? 252 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:52,960 - Yes. - And have all our guests retired to their luxurious suites? 253 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,064 - Yes. - In that case, I suggest that you go right to bed. 254 00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:59,110 You have to be up bright and early in the morning to prepare breakfast for everyone. 255 00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:04,376 And remember, put plenty of water in the fruit juice, and no seconds for anyone. 256 00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,714 A happy guest is a hungry guest. 257 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:20,731 A happy guest is a tired robot. 258 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,267 [ Both Yawning ] 259 00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:29,541 See you soon! 260 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:39,179 Ah, good evening, my dear. 261 00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:41,445 I would have thought you'd be fast asleep by now... 262 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:45,887 all tired out from your gay round of activities here at Happy Acres. 263 00:18:45,991 --> 00:18:48,425 I tried to sleep, but I couldn't. 264 00:18:48,527 --> 00:18:51,257 - Couldn't sleep? - No. 265 00:18:51,363 --> 00:18:55,527 I kept thinking about how sweet you were at the pool this afternoon. 266 00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,068 I hope I didn't hurt your pretty head... 267 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:00,502 when I hit it on the badminton court. 268 00:19:00,606 --> 00:19:04,007 Oh, no, my dear. It was a pleasure and a joy... 269 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:08,273 to be hit on the head by your dainty little shuttlecock. 270 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:11,508 - You're sweet. - Yes, I know. 271 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:14,780 - And quite good-looking. - Yes, I know. 272 00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:18,323 But not nearly as attractive as you, my dear. 273 00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:21,586 You know, it's not uncommon... 274 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:25,789 for romance to flourish in this vacation paradise. 275 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:28,924 Yes, I've heard about vacation romances... 276 00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:32,401 but I never dreamed it might happen to me. 277 00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:36,600 Romance can come to all of us, my dear. 278 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:41,502 - But you're so far above me. - Oh, no, my dear. 279 00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:43,911 It's you who are so far above me. 280 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,849 I would like to be on your level. 281 00:19:46,952 --> 00:19:49,853 Would you really like to be just like me? 282 00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:53,755 Oh, yes, my dear. I would like to be just as rich-- 283 00:19:53,859 --> 00:19:58,887 That is to say, I would like to be just like you. 284 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:02,433 - I think that can be arranged. - If only it could be. 285 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,298 Then my fondest dream would come true. 286 00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:08,271 I do want your dream to come true. 287 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,000 You do? 288 00:20:10,108 --> 00:20:13,134 Until tomorrow? 289 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,713 Until tomorrow. 290 00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,348 Adieu. 291 00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,387 Adieu. 292 00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:25,683 Adieu. 293 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:27,759 Farewell. 294 00:20:30,829 --> 00:20:32,797 Good night. 295 00:20:41,273 --> 00:20:44,674 The old fool is falling like a ton of spent meteorite. 296 00:20:44,776 --> 00:20:47,040 And you're confident you'll be able to have him doing your bidding? 297 00:20:47,145 --> 00:20:49,010 Supremely confident. 298 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:52,709 He'll make a perfect dupe for the space patrol. 299 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,343 His body orbiting endlessly in space... 300 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,752 with some wreckage of their spaceship. 301 00:20:57,856 --> 00:21:02,691 We'll have the space patrol convinced that we have met our tragic but deserved end. 302 00:21:02,794 --> 00:21:04,989 But he doesn't look anything like any of us. 303 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,827 You haven't forgotten your matter transformation ring... 304 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,764 - have you? - No. 305 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:14,635 Once he has that ring on his finger, he'll be just like one of us. 306 00:21:17,442 --> 00:21:20,172 [ Creature Howling ] 307 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:56,776 We've reverted back to our original forms. 308 00:21:56,882 --> 00:22:00,443 We have to move immediately before the humans discover who we really are. 309 00:22:00,552 --> 00:22:06,286 Yes. I'm going to be rich and famous. 310 00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:09,451 I shall go down in history as the first... 311 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:13,224 intergalactic innkeeper. 312 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:30,738 No! He is only metal. 313 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:33,079 We must find the humans. 314 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,860 Did you say something, William? 315 00:22:49,468 --> 00:22:51,368 I wonder what it was. 316 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,420 Asleep at the switch. I might have known. 317 00:23:13,525 --> 00:23:16,653 Wake up! Wake up! 318 00:23:16,762 --> 00:23:19,253 Did you hear something strange out here? 319 00:23:19,364 --> 00:23:22,925 - I was resting my computer tapes. - A likely story. 320 00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:26,333 I heard a noise out here. You couldn't have slept right through it. 321 00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,305 My micro-mechanism has been worked so hard... 322 00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,740 it is tired enough to sleep through anything. 323 00:23:31,843 --> 00:23:34,311 I never said hotel work was easy. 324 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,813 Two doing the work of three never is. 325 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,612 How dare you! I'm doing much more than my share! 326 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:44,553 Don't suppose for a moment it is easy to count all those receipts. 327 00:23:44,656 --> 00:23:49,389 And, besides, isn't it rewarding to know how happy you are making those vacationers? 328 00:23:49,494 --> 00:23:52,054 - Well, I must confess-- - Shh! 329 00:24:10,849 --> 00:24:13,113 - Did you hear something just then? - Uh-- 330 00:24:13,218 --> 00:24:17,211 I am not programmed for day and night work. 331 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:20,416 My computer tapes need eight hours' rest just like any other robot's. 332 00:24:20,525 --> 00:24:22,789 - You cannot expect me to-- - Silence! 333 00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:26,022 Spare me the emotional outbursts. 334 00:24:26,131 --> 00:24:29,567 I'm sure it was just some people trying to sneak in. 335 00:24:29,668 --> 00:24:32,296 Yes. Yes, that's what it was. 336 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,838 The word is out in the rest of the galaxy... 337 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:38,603 that we are this year's fun resort, and already we have crashers. 338 00:24:38,710 --> 00:24:44,615 Well, I'll show them! Nobody gets into Happy Acres except paying guests. 339 00:24:44,716 --> 00:24:47,344 On second thought, you'll show them. 340 00:24:47,452 --> 00:24:49,352 I hereby appoint you night watchman. 341 00:24:49,454 --> 00:24:53,220 But I am already badminton instructor, bellman, golf pro... 342 00:24:53,325 --> 00:24:55,919 lifeguard, dining room and room service waiter... 343 00:24:56,027 --> 00:24:57,927 and social director! 344 00:24:58,029 --> 00:25:02,125 You'll also make a wonderful night watchman. Well, what are you waiting for? 345 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:05,465 Find those trespassers and order them off the hotel grounds. 346 00:25:05,570 --> 00:25:07,470 But my computer tapes need rest. 347 00:25:07,572 --> 00:25:09,938 Night watchman, do your duty! 348 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:13,238 - But I-- - Very well, you sententious sloth. 349 00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:16,246 I'll go with you and show you how it's done. Stand aside. 350 00:25:25,457 --> 00:25:28,483 Well, press the button, booby! 351 00:25:31,997 --> 00:25:34,761 Also elevator operator. 352 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:53,642 - I could have sworn I heard something. - No one is here but us. 353 00:25:53,752 --> 00:25:56,448 Now can I go back and rest my weary computer tapes? 354 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,547 Tapes, my foot! You're not a very good night watchman, you know? 355 00:25:59,658 --> 00:26:02,650 - I was programmed for more important work. - Oh, very well. 356 00:26:02,761 --> 00:26:06,094 Return to your slumbers, you pitiable pip-squeak! 357 00:26:06,197 --> 00:26:08,165 My micro-mechanism thanks you... 358 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:11,030 my computer tapes thank you, and I thank you. 359 00:26:11,136 --> 00:26:13,434 How exciting. 360 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,736 I know I heard something. I must have heard something. 361 00:26:19,844 --> 00:26:23,405 I have very sound instincts about things like that. 362 00:26:23,515 --> 00:26:28,418 Oh, well. Perhaps this once I made a mistake. 363 00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,750 - Aah! - Did you ring, Dr. Smith? 364 00:26:30,855 --> 00:26:34,347 Silence, booby! Go below! Go below! Aah! 365 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:38,662 It's all your fault. 366 00:26:54,512 --> 00:26:56,480 Let's finish him. 367 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,779 Wait! 368 00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,591 It must be the sun's rays. 369 00:27:17,702 --> 00:27:21,900 Yes, apparently we only revert back when the moons are high. 370 00:27:22,007 --> 00:27:27,138 Then we don't have to destroy the humans. At least, not yet. 371 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,381 Ah, good morning, my dear Mr. Zumdish. 372 00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:34,077 Isn't it a lovely morning? So clean and fine. 373 00:27:34,185 --> 00:27:37,518 Allow me, sir. Yes. 374 00:27:39,090 --> 00:27:41,058 There we are. 375 00:27:44,929 --> 00:27:47,693 I trust you had a good night's sleep. 376 00:27:47,799 --> 00:27:50,996 The mattress on my bed was very lumpy. 377 00:27:51,102 --> 00:27:54,128 Regrettable. I shall see to it immediately. 378 00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:59,269 But tell me, my dear sir, wasn't your breakfast delicious? 379 00:27:59,377 --> 00:28:01,971 The cereal was just as lumpy as my mattress. 380 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,640 I'm sure lunch will be marvelous. 381 00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,377 Dr. Smith, I'm afraid I must tell you... 382 00:28:09,487 --> 00:28:12,752 I find your resort hotel not at all fun... 383 00:28:12,857 --> 00:28:15,291 and not at all what I had in mind for my tour. 384 00:28:15,393 --> 00:28:19,295 But, my dear sir, your people seem to be having a wonderful time. 385 00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:22,161 Yes, they do at that. 386 00:28:22,267 --> 00:28:25,134 There's no accounting for taste. 387 00:28:25,236 --> 00:28:29,468 My dear Mr. Zumdish, just give me a bit more time and I guarantee... 388 00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:31,667 that I shall have my hotel operating... 389 00:28:31,776 --> 00:28:34,939 at 100% fun capacity. 390 00:28:35,046 --> 00:28:38,538 Very well. We'll continue the trial run. 391 00:28:38,650 --> 00:28:41,084 But, remember, let your motto be... 392 00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,450 "Fun, fun, fun!" [ Popping ] 393 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:46,251 Oh, my dear sir, let me assure you... 394 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:48,484 that's all we understand here at Happy Acres. 395 00:28:48,593 --> 00:28:50,527 Fun-- Aah! 396 00:28:53,431 --> 00:28:56,662 Fun, fun, fun. 397 00:29:01,172 --> 00:29:02,833 Fun, fun, fun! 398 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:11,642 William, what, may I ask, took you so long? 399 00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:13,650 Well, you see, Dr. Smith, I was-- 400 00:29:13,752 --> 00:29:16,312 Don't you know that you're holding up an entire golf tournament? 401 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,321 Well, I guess I do. I mean... 402 00:29:18,423 --> 00:29:20,823 I knew you couldn't start the tournament without the golf clubs. 403 00:29:20,925 --> 00:29:22,984 But, see, I was busy in the galley when you organized it-- 404 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:25,187 I simply don't have time for excuses. 405 00:29:25,296 --> 00:29:29,096 I'm losing a fortune in greens fees. Let me help you. 406 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:31,361 Ah. There we are. 407 00:29:31,469 --> 00:29:34,666 - Come along. - Thanks a lot. 408 00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:40,638 [ Female Alien, Singsongy ] Dr. Smith? 409 00:29:44,916 --> 00:29:47,680 Where are you, my dear? 410 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:50,084 I'm not going to tell you. 411 00:29:50,188 --> 00:29:54,124 You'll have to come and find me for yourself. 412 00:29:58,062 --> 00:30:02,761 I'd love to, my dear, but I'm quite busy right now. 413 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:07,201 Too busy for the game of romance? 414 00:30:07,305 --> 00:30:10,672 Never too busy for you, my dear. 415 00:30:10,775 --> 00:30:14,905 Ready or not, here I come. 416 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,656 Where are you? 417 00:30:37,001 --> 00:30:38,901 Here I am. 418 00:30:39,003 --> 00:30:43,702 Ah. There you are. 419 00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:49,174 You see? I found you. 420 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:52,374 Now what do I get as my prize? 421 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,077 Close your eyes. 422 00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,226 For me? 423 00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,352 Oh, what a surprise. 424 00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:09,126 How lovely, and in such good taste. 425 00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,532 How sweet of you. 426 00:31:11,636 --> 00:31:15,697 It's a warm, tender, sentimental gift. 427 00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,707 I shall treasure it always. 428 00:31:19,377 --> 00:31:21,902 You said you wanted to be just like me. 429 00:31:22,013 --> 00:31:26,643 - This ring will put us on the very same level. - Thank you. 430 00:31:26,751 --> 00:31:29,618 Thank you so much. 431 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:35,055 Then, until tonight. 432 00:31:35,159 --> 00:31:38,185 Until tonight. 433 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,924 We'll meet right here. 434 00:31:50,141 --> 00:31:52,041 Dr. Smith? 435 00:32:12,797 --> 00:32:14,697 What is this? 436 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:18,132 I thought you were supposed to be giving instruction in badminton? 437 00:32:18,236 --> 00:32:20,761 I was. All morning. 438 00:32:20,872 --> 00:32:23,773 That is, after I finished serving breakfast. 439 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,605 Oh. My computer tapes are all worn out. 440 00:32:26,711 --> 00:32:29,680 How sad! Complaints, complaints. 441 00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:33,308 That's all I ever hear. It is not easy to be a hotel impresario. 442 00:32:33,418 --> 00:32:38,014 Very well. You may return to the hotel and rest for exactly five minutes... 443 00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,147 after you have served the guests their lunch. 444 00:32:40,258 --> 00:32:42,283 But lunch hasn't even been cooked yet! 445 00:32:42,393 --> 00:32:44,588 I hereby appoint you master chef. 446 00:32:44,696 --> 00:32:46,857 See to it immediately. 447 00:32:53,905 --> 00:32:59,434 How untidy! I must also appoint him chief gardener. 448 00:33:01,245 --> 00:33:03,338 [ Thud ] 449 00:33:06,117 --> 00:33:08,551 Dr. Smith, are you all right? 450 00:33:10,288 --> 00:33:13,451 Yes, indeed. I'm getting used to it. 451 00:33:17,061 --> 00:33:19,928 Oh. It's all dented again. 452 00:33:20,031 --> 00:33:21,828 Will you forgive me? 453 00:33:21,933 --> 00:33:23,992 You're forgiven. 454 00:33:26,604 --> 00:33:29,801 I do hope she doesn't try archery. 455 00:33:43,054 --> 00:33:45,614 Why am I forced to do everything myself? I'm completely exhausted. 456 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,623 - You, sir! - [ Snoring ] 457 00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,317 Where am I? 458 00:33:49,427 --> 00:33:53,295 You are at Smith's Happy Acres Hotel, and don't you forget it! 459 00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:56,731 - You're supposed to be a computer, are you not? - Affirmative. 460 00:33:56,834 --> 00:34:00,065 Very well. Compute this. 461 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:05,038 Ten thousand cubits of deutronium. 462 00:34:05,143 --> 00:34:07,202 Correct. 463 00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:09,643 Why did it take you so long to come to that conclusion? 464 00:34:09,747 --> 00:34:12,181 If you knew the answer, why did you ask me? 465 00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:16,151 Yours is not to question why. Yours is but to total, total. 466 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:18,916 - May I rest my tapes now? - No, you may not. 467 00:34:19,023 --> 00:34:22,652 We have to finish here first. And afterwards, I want you to plan the water polo tournament. 468 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,594 I want it ready to start immediately after breakfast tomorrow morning. 469 00:34:26,697 --> 00:34:29,393 [ Creature Howling ] 470 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,839 The test period is over. 471 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:47,748 We can survive in this planet's atmosphere. 472 00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:51,447 And now we must destroy the humans. 473 00:34:54,525 --> 00:34:56,720 Here. 474 00:34:56,828 --> 00:35:00,628 Lovely, lovely. I'm going to be beautifully rich... 475 00:35:00,731 --> 00:35:04,633 and I haven't even tabulated the receipts from tomorrow's water polo tournament. 476 00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:08,569 But I compute that water polo cannot be played in a hot lava pool. 477 00:35:08,673 --> 00:35:12,905 - The ball will melt. - You're so clever. I'm sure you'll think of something. 478 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,171 You'd better finish up the counting here. 479 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:19,113 I just remembered an appointment I have. This is only the beginning. 480 00:35:19,217 --> 00:35:22,653 - What did you say, Dr. Smith? - Never mind, ninny. 481 00:35:22,753 --> 00:35:25,779 You don't understand romance. 482 00:35:29,460 --> 00:35:31,860 [ Creature Howling ] 483 00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,867 Is that you singing, my dear? 484 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,936 I'm coming. 485 00:35:45,877 --> 00:35:48,004 Oh, dear. 486 00:35:48,112 --> 00:35:51,604 I suddenly feel quite strange. 487 00:36:01,759 --> 00:36:04,728 [ Howling ] 488 00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,872 Here I come. 489 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:22,677 Yoo-hoo, my dear, it's me, your Zachary! 490 00:36:22,780 --> 00:36:25,806 [ Female Alien ] I'm over here, Zachary! 491 00:36:25,917 --> 00:36:28,181 [ Laughing ] 492 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:34,285 - Where are you, my dear? - [ Howling ] 493 00:36:36,294 --> 00:36:40,594 Your voice is lovely in the moonlight. 494 00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:43,758 Please, come out where I can see you. 495 00:36:48,573 --> 00:36:52,532 There you are! Please, don't! Aah! 496 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:54,611 [ Laughing ] 497 00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:02,417 - Who's there? - Get his power pack! 498 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,647 - Where is it? - Danger! Danger! 499 00:37:04,755 --> 00:37:08,316 - That must be it. - I got it! 500 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:21,572 Come on. 501 00:39:09,947 --> 00:39:11,915 Whew. 502 00:39:16,587 --> 00:39:18,714 I'm so frightened, and so alone! 503 00:39:18,823 --> 00:39:21,815 [ Howling ] 504 00:39:21,926 --> 00:39:23,826 Why did I do that? 505 00:39:23,928 --> 00:39:26,453 And why does my throat feel so furry? 506 00:39:26,564 --> 00:39:28,429 Oh, dear! Oh, dear! 507 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,009 Oh! 508 00:39:40,945 --> 00:39:43,573 - What happened? - Monsters! Hideous monsters! 509 00:39:43,681 --> 00:39:45,979 - They've taken over Happy Acres. - Happy Acres? What's that? 510 00:39:46,083 --> 00:39:48,483 Happy Acres is my-- 511 00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:52,352 Oh, dear, I'm so frightened. I'm half out of my head. I don't know what I'm saying. 512 00:39:52,456 --> 00:39:55,084 Monsters have taken over the Jupiter 2! 513 00:39:55,192 --> 00:39:57,626 The Jupiter 2? Well, where's Will? Is he all right? 514 00:39:57,728 --> 00:40:00,993 I battled those terrifying monsters with all my strength. 515 00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:04,465 I fought them courageously, but the odds against me were so overwhelming... 516 00:40:04,568 --> 00:40:06,627 that I was finally forced to flee for my life. 517 00:40:06,737 --> 00:40:10,332 - Where is Will? - They were so ferocious, so overwhelming! 518 00:40:10,441 --> 00:40:13,205 - [ John ] Where is he? - I think he's still in the spaceship. 519 00:40:13,310 --> 00:40:16,279 - With all those monsters? - I'm afraid so. 520 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,280 Maureen, stay here with the girls. We'll go on ahead... 521 00:40:18,382 --> 00:40:20,577 - and see if we can find out what's happening. - No, no! I couldn't! 522 00:40:20,684 --> 00:40:23,551 - Those monsters will kill me! - On the double! 523 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:31,953 I'm completely exhausted. I cannot go another step. 524 00:40:32,062 --> 00:40:34,860 - Those monsters will kill us all. - Come on! 525 00:40:38,903 --> 00:40:42,498 Smith, what's going on here? 526 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:45,837 - What's all this sports equipment lying about? - Sports equipment? 527 00:40:45,943 --> 00:40:47,843 What sports equipment? 528 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,936 We're waiting for an answer. 529 00:40:50,047 --> 00:40:53,483 Oh, yes. There does seem to be some sports equipment lying around. 530 00:40:53,584 --> 00:40:56,712 Yes, I know it's here. I see it. How did it get here? 531 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,721 I don't really know. 532 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:01,257 And where are all these monsters you were yelling about? 533 00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:05,454 Monsters? There don't seem to be any, do there? 534 00:41:05,563 --> 00:41:07,827 I'm afraid it was just a bad dream I had. 535 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:11,424 I must stop eating peanut butter and salami sandwiches before I retire. 536 00:41:11,535 --> 00:41:14,265 Let's find Will. Maybe he can tell us what's happening. 537 00:41:14,371 --> 00:41:16,669 And this better not be one of your harebrained schemes. 538 00:41:16,774 --> 00:41:20,232 Professor Robinson, I have no idea what you're talking about. 539 00:41:20,344 --> 00:41:22,835 Peanut butter and salami! 540 00:41:28,419 --> 00:41:32,150 And then I heard those sounds coming closer and closer... 541 00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:35,521 so I climbed up on top of my closet shelf and I hid there. 542 00:41:35,626 --> 00:41:38,527 And then after a while, the door opened and they stepped into the room. 543 00:41:38,629 --> 00:41:42,531 They were terrible, Dad. Really horrible-looking creatures. 544 00:41:42,633 --> 00:41:45,295 And yet, everything now is as peaceful as it could be. 545 00:41:45,402 --> 00:41:47,302 Dad, I'm sorry. 546 00:41:47,404 --> 00:41:50,271 The hotel idea seemed like it would be a lot of fun... 547 00:41:50,374 --> 00:41:52,274 and Dr. Smith said it would be all right. 548 00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:55,140 That's all right, Son. It's not your fault. 549 00:41:55,246 --> 00:41:58,773 But Smith should have known better. Robot! 550 00:42:00,784 --> 00:42:02,615 Do you have anything to add? 551 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:05,883 My tapes were much too weary to make a positive computation... 552 00:42:05,990 --> 00:42:09,585 - but my scanners did view two creatures. - Alien monsters? 553 00:42:09,693 --> 00:42:11,854 I am sorry, Professor Robinson. 554 00:42:11,962 --> 00:42:15,728 My micro-mechanism has just been too overworked for me to be certain. 555 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:18,802 But you do remember that Smith thought he heard something the night before. 556 00:42:18,903 --> 00:42:21,394 That much I do remember, Professor Robinson. 557 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:25,066 And last night, these two creatures. 558 00:42:25,175 --> 00:42:28,941 Professor Robinson! Professor Robinson! 559 00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:33,642 - Yes? - Professor Robinson, I'm afraid I've made a horrible mistake. 560 00:42:33,751 --> 00:42:36,652 I thought they were just happy vacationers... 561 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:39,018 but last night, I heard the fight... 562 00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:44,288 and I had to hide or they would have tried to destroy me as well. 563 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:46,955 - Who are they, Zumdish? - I heard them talking. 564 00:42:47,064 --> 00:42:50,124 They are space robbers who assumed a humanoid form. 565 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:53,601 They are running from the justice of the Intergalactic Tribunal. 566 00:42:53,704 --> 00:42:57,105 They have been searching for a safe place where they could hide... 567 00:42:57,207 --> 00:42:59,175 and feel they have found it here... 568 00:42:59,276 --> 00:43:03,713 - after destroying everyone on this planet. - Where are they now? 569 00:43:03,814 --> 00:43:06,510 Out hunting for us. Out hunting for any humans... 570 00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:10,986 who might someday be able to tell the space patrol their whereabouts. 571 00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:13,682 They'll find Maureen and the girls! We'd better get there first. 572 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,759 Will, stay here with the Robot. 573 00:43:18,529 --> 00:43:22,761 Man the battle stations! I am going below! 574 00:43:27,338 --> 00:43:30,330 Mother, how long do we have to stay here? 575 00:43:30,441 --> 00:43:32,705 Until your father comes back for us. 576 00:43:32,810 --> 00:43:35,301 Oh, dear! 577 00:43:35,412 --> 00:43:39,678 - Dr. Smith, what are you doing here? - I-I-I don't really know. 578 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,115 Somehow, I thought it would be safer out here. 579 00:43:42,219 --> 00:43:44,119 Well, what's happening back at the Jupiter 2? 580 00:43:44,221 --> 00:43:46,689 Nothing. Nothing at all. It's as peaceful as can be. 581 00:43:46,790 --> 00:43:49,315 What about the monsters you said you were so afraid of? 582 00:43:49,426 --> 00:43:51,587 - Monsters, madam? There are no monsters. - [ Screaming ] 583 00:43:51,695 --> 00:43:53,686 Oh! 584 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,898 - Oh! Dr. Smith! - Hold it! 585 00:43:59,003 --> 00:44:02,200 - Who are you? What do you want? - Come along! 586 00:44:20,557 --> 00:44:23,185 - Get up! - Where are Maureen and the girls? 587 00:44:23,293 --> 00:44:25,659 - I have no idea. - John, look. 588 00:44:27,131 --> 00:44:29,929 - The footprints go this way. - Let's go! 589 00:44:32,770 --> 00:44:34,863 Oh, woe is me. 590 00:44:34,972 --> 00:44:37,270 Alack and alas! 591 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:44,848 Over there! 592 00:44:51,822 --> 00:44:54,086 We will destroy them in the lava pit, one at a time. 593 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:56,250 The mother first. 594 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,328 Come here! 595 00:46:01,859 --> 00:46:03,850 - Be careful with that, booby. - Yes, sir. 596 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:06,054 Mind your manners. Hurry along with those, bellboy. 597 00:46:06,163 --> 00:46:08,290 - Hurry. - Yes, sir. 598 00:46:08,398 --> 00:46:10,696 Good-bye. Good-bye. 599 00:46:10,801 --> 00:46:13,463 I am delighted that everything... 600 00:46:13,570 --> 00:46:16,937 was resolved with such dispatch. 601 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,635 I would have been extremely unhappy if it hadn't... 602 00:46:20,744 --> 00:46:25,545 especially after enjoying the great hospitality of your fine hotel. 603 00:46:25,649 --> 00:46:27,776 You know, Dr. Smith, I have decided... 604 00:46:27,885 --> 00:46:30,080 that you run a very good place... 605 00:46:30,187 --> 00:46:32,951 and I am going to make it a regular stop... 606 00:46:33,056 --> 00:46:36,685 - for my fun tours from now on. - How nice. 607 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:38,887 - [ Thud ] - Careful with the luggage. 608 00:46:38,996 --> 00:46:41,362 - We're not insured. - Oh, allow me. 609 00:46:41,465 --> 00:46:44,866 Zumdish Insurance Company, starting today. 610 00:46:46,703 --> 00:46:49,797 - Good-bye, Zachary. - Good-bye, my dear. 611 00:46:49,907 --> 00:46:55,209 Even though they're taking us many galaxies away, I'll be thinking of you. 612 00:46:55,312 --> 00:46:57,143 How exciting. 613 00:46:57,247 --> 00:46:59,681 I was hoping you might have a keepsake for me... 614 00:46:59,783 --> 00:47:01,717 something which will always remind me of you. 615 00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:04,447 I may have just the thing. 616 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,523 Excuse me. 617 00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,524 - Yes, Dr. Smith? - Shh! 618 00:47:10,627 --> 00:47:13,323 Quickly, what is the value of this? 619 00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:17,366 One dollar, seventy-nine cents at any five-and-ten-cent store. 620 00:47:17,467 --> 00:47:21,233 Oh, the pain, the pain. It's supposed to be worth a king's ransom. 621 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:24,000 It is not even worth a Dr. Smith's ransom. 622 00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:27,770 However, my computers indicate that there is more to it than meets the eye. 623 00:47:27,878 --> 00:47:30,210 [ Dr. Smith ] I am not interested in meeting your eyes. 624 00:47:30,314 --> 00:47:33,408 I am interested only in immediate cash value! 625 00:47:37,154 --> 00:47:40,123 Here you are, my dear. This is for you. 626 00:47:40,224 --> 00:47:42,419 But it's the ring I gave you. 627 00:47:42,526 --> 00:47:45,791 Exactly so. Much too generous of you. 628 00:47:45,896 --> 00:47:50,424 It's a sacrifice I cannot allow you to make. 629 00:47:50,534 --> 00:47:52,434 I'll always remember you. 630 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:54,436 Naturally. 631 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:56,938 This is good-bye. 632 00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:58,940 Bon voyage. 633 00:48:04,615 --> 00:48:06,913 - Good-bye! - Good-bye! 634 00:48:07,017 --> 00:48:09,918 - Good-bye! - Here we go! [ Pops ] 635 00:48:17,594 --> 00:48:19,755 Dr. Smith? 636 00:48:21,131 --> 00:48:22,689 Yes, Professor? 637 00:48:22,799 --> 00:48:25,734 Isn't there something that you're just dying to tell me? 638 00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:28,031 - Me? - Yes, you. 639 00:48:28,138 --> 00:48:31,403 Oh, Professor, I shall have that sign off in a jiffy. 640 00:48:31,508 --> 00:48:34,306 The Happy Acres Hotel will be just a fond memory. 641 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:38,939 - Frankly, I'm very glad it's all over. - Who says it's over? 642 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,779 Now we're all gonna take a vacation. 643 00:48:41,885 --> 00:48:44,445 - Vacation? - Where are we gonna go, Dad? 644 00:48:44,554 --> 00:48:47,819 We're not going anywhere. We're gonna spend it right here at Happy Acres. 645 00:48:47,925 --> 00:48:50,894 And since you're the big intergalactic innkeeper... 646 00:48:50,994 --> 00:48:53,554 I'm sure you'll show us a wonderful time... 647 00:48:53,664 --> 00:48:55,825 on the house. 648 00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,335 I shall certainly miss that young woman. 649 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:05,666 I wish she had left me a memento of her visit... 650 00:49:05,776 --> 00:49:09,234 to help me through the trying days ahead. 651 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:12,315 [ Pop, Thud ] 652 00:49:12,416 --> 00:49:15,852 [ Wheezy Laughter ]